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The new floor of Kenney Gym shines after a PE class.
New Kenney Gym floor keeps students safer and looks better
Thomas Ballard, Gargoyle Staff • September 17, 2025

Over the summer, a construction team replaced the floor in Kenney Gymnasium, an overdue update to one of the most widely used facilities by students here at Uni High. The new floor is sleek and shiny, a stark contrast to...

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Main office implementing 'The Prox Card Sheet of Shame'
Main office implementing ‘The Prox Card Sheet of Shame’
Krishna Jaswal September 9, 2025

Ruby Mitchell, a senior, realized she did not have her prox card with her while standing in front of the main entrance at Uni. Having no other choice, she buzzed in, telling the office staff she had forgotten her prox card,...

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Junior BJ A. dribbles during the Aug. 26 varsity soccer game against Calvary Christian Academy.
Fall sports preview: Uni volleyball, soccer and cross country teams prepare for season ahead
Simrah Khan and Krishna Jaswal September 8, 2025

During the fall semester, Uni offers a variety of no-cut sports to students across grade levels, including volleyball, soccer, and cross country. Below, coaches and athletes reflect on the start of the season and what...

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Gallery: Uni boys soccer and girls volleyball teams host first home games
Simrah Khan September 4, 2025

Uni’s boys soccer and girls volleyball teams hosted their first home games on Aug. 26, kicking off the 2025-26 season.  Uni’s varsity soccer won against Calvary Christian Academy 6-1. Varsity volleyball lost to Salt...

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Getting to know our new German teacher: Frau Schneeberger
Cali Cooper September 3, 2025

Q: Where did you work before you came to Uni? She was a part of the Fulbright program in Austria, where she helped high school seniors prepare for their final English exams.   Q: What are...

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We’ll need some bigger benches: Uni High’s 50 player soccer team
Sophie LaNave April 29, 2024

Whether it’s to get out of P.E, to socialize, or out of love for soccer, 50 girls joined Uni Girl’s Soccer this spring. Upon joining the team this year, I grew curious and terrified of the possibility of a poorly organized...

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